I don't care if I die and go to Hell...I'm going to my local videostore and demand that they stock "Postal Worker" (the major motion picture which the "GateKeepers" don't want you to see because they think it's too sick or gratuitously violent...But, you, you've decided you're not going to let them keep you out of the "conspiracy".) "Postal Worker" is really a film about primal love, some even call it 'restraining order love'...So, if you want a touching, feel good, love story that the major studios and TV networks and government agencies don't think you should see, for your own good...demand POSTAL WORKER now!

We know all about impulse buying and if you've gotten this far into our website you've pretty much been subliminally seduced by us. But, before you get cold feet, or realize you're sitting in front of your computer instead of talking to your children or wife or dog or just another human-being, or you go back to channel surfing on late night infomercial-TV, put your slippers on, and your shoulder holster (slip your cell phone in it, to make it look right) and trot on down to your local video store. If they don't have POSTAL WORKER, pull out your cell phone rapidly and violently and dial this number in immediately and hand it to the video store manager, stating emphatically, "Here's the order line for POSTAL WORKER!"

1-800-367-8437

Now, this is important, as you do this, bulge your eyes and puff your cheeks out and let some spittle or drool fall out of the corner of your mouth. Satisfaction is

GUARANTEED OR WE'LL SEND A POSTAL WORKER TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

WORLD PREMIERE SCREENING OF

POSTAL WORKER

@ THE ATLANTIC CITY FILM FESTIVAL

(OCTOBER 21-25, 1998)

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